WHAT THE FUCK GUYS.
Hey there. Hello. I'm back.
I don't usually blog or do much in this site, but I figure it's time to start fiddling with photoshop again.
So, to answer some questions:
I am a girl.
I am not on any mail order bride list.
My middle name is not 'slutwhorebitch'.
I am not allergic to your cologne. It's just you.
Coke Zero DOES NOT taste like Coke.
Women go to the bathroom together because we really don't want to sit with you, awkwardly discussing appetizers.
If I fart, I will let you know.
No, lobster doesn't make you seem more sexy.
My sarcasm is very bitter and dry.
That being said, I will insult you, and most of